coochie cobs

when a girl hasn’t gotten down to business in so long that her coochie has cob webs

“yo mama hasn’t had sex in so long that her coochie has cob webs. coochie cobs”

by sophalicious September 17, 2021

coochie splash

A sponge bath for the vagina....

Girl : I wanted to have sex with him but I had just done my first cream pie gang bang porno shoot so I went to the restroom for a coochie splash

by LemmeF1ndOut July 6, 2021

coochie cracker

When you stick your girl in the oven at 350 degrees and she turns into dust, then you rebuild her and then she wants to have sex with you

Boy: Hey babe you wanna try the coochie cracker
Girl: Sure why not, It sounds fun

Boy: *throws girl in oven*
Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF

by KMS_Exinity 2 December 16, 2019

Coochie soup

When a man eats a huge creampie out of a vagina.

"bro, no homo but I had some coochie soup before I came here."

by SexiPotatoe May 7, 2020

coochie monger

1. one who loves some good coochie
2. someone who gets more coochie than anyone else you know

Person 1: Ugh, Mr. T gets all the girls
person 2: Yeah bro, he's a real coochie monger

by blehhhhhhhh8 January 9, 2019

Coochie tickler

A rod with a feather on the tip to penetrate or tickle the cooch.

I got bored last night so i used my Mom’s coochie tickler

by Lazycoffee July 31, 2019

Coochie Blocking

The same as cock blocking but the sex is opposite

A girl is talking with a new guy and hoping to score (or get a date.) Another female comes up getting in your way and possibly blocking your chance with the guy. She is "Coochie Blocking" you.

by Ms D October 22, 2010