concher

A penis that is 60 years or older.

My grandpa fell down and his concher was totally sticking out of his shorts

by Matty j. B June 13, 2008

Conkers Deep

The act of being "conkers deep" inside a lovely lady, ie giving the full length of manhood, banging the gonads against the minge wall.

Mate, Iwas fucking my Mrs last night, and I was totally 'conkers deep'

by The cannon & the wheels July 26, 2011

cuncker

some one who licks the poop out their fingernails after scratching their turdcutter

EWW! PARIS! dont be a cuncker!

by D-Cubed & P-Weezy November 3, 2012

Turkish Conkers

When involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the vagina and ass holes maybe find their testicle banging together, this is know as Turkish Conkers

Me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the ass and him in the pussy, we had a great game of Turkish Conkers!!

by the xor March 30, 2009

chubby cocker

when a fat guy lays on top of a girl and you can no longer see her.

Drew Carey did a chubby cocker and laid his fat ass on that skinny mudafuckin hoe and that bitch dissapeared.

by big nigg heff May 25, 2009

Post The Wanted Concert Depression

Sadness felt by a TWFanmily member days, weeks, months, or years after being at a The Wanted concert. The Wanted have such amazing concerts that after you have experienced it, like a drug, you need more of it. Signs of this usually include, excessive fangirling, sadness, and excessive watching of videos featuring The Wanted on YouTube.

Katina: "Hey Isabel and Sarah, why are you guys so down?"
Isabel: "We just miss The Wanted so much."
Katina: "Same here, I've been watching so many videos of them!"
Sarah: "That's what we're doing right now! We need to see them again."
Katina: "Agreed. Girls, I'm afraid we have a serious case of Post The Wanted Concert Depression.

by Katina Sykes October 7, 2012

Conkers Deep

A term for being up to your conkers ( bollocks ) inside a woman, up to nuts in guts

I was Conkers Deep in Cara Deane last night!

by Geeseth February 25, 2010