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computer stoned

when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.
dude last night i spent 9 hours on my computer i was so computer stoned
by Marlind September 12, 2010
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Computer Retarded

A person who cannot do anything involving a computer even if you walk them through a simple task (ie sending an email or installing a game) even if you walk them through it extensively.
Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"

He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
by Zaccster December 27, 2011
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get off the computer

somthing that people say when you are watching to many lets plays on youtube
by kiki bender April 6, 2017
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computer confidence

Someone who thinks he real smooth on the internet. But when he face to face he dont gots it.
I like mac'n on bitches at da club. Some jacob be thinkin he smooth sittin at home wit his computer confidence.
by Steve-o12345 October 20, 2009
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computering

the act of being on the computer, doing things on the computer, etc.
friend 1: "hey, what's up?"
friend 2: "just computering.."
friend 1: "oh cool!"
by hell0sarah(1) September 15, 2012
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Macintosh Computer

A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009
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computer screen

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often used for viewing porn and illegal hacking programs
...so computer screens arnt sledgehammer resistant
by Kinky pinky February 7, 2005
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