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Coach's Award 

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.
Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!

Coach Connell 

A short but sexy man with giant guns who coaches sex. Usually known for his country accent, creepy old-mannish manner, and obsession with asses.
It was only after I called Coach Connell that my husband and I began to have real kinky sex.
Coach Connell by Shmolgasm April 7, 2009

Coach Ken 

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.
Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.
Coach Ken by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015

coach watts 

A die hard raiders fan who has less hair than the raiders have wins, normally funny sarcastic and easy to get hyped.
I'm coach watts and I wish the Raiders were more like the cowboys
coach watts by Boi... October 15, 2015

coach chapman 

A flat bitch that is pissed off that she never got any dick in her life. Dreams about having a threesome with jager and ward. Biggest beatch ever!
Coach Chapman is a complete Beatch...
coach chapman by Mr.dicktionary March 15, 2016

coach hodges 

To know what the book says and to worship buddhism
Your acting like a coach hodges right now.
coach hodges by Buddhism0257 January 13, 2017