state of cluster fuckism

when everything seems to be going right but then it takes a far right turn onto what the hell highway going towards the town of cluster fuck.

me: "dude im totally entering a state of cluster fuckism"
bob: "whys that?"
me: "well you know that job i just got, well it turns out they do drug tests and they found THC so they fired me and to top it off i have rent to pay next week."
bob: "OH shit dude that does suck dick. Wanna grab a beer."
me: "yup."

by mac d. hookah April 27, 2011

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Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.

I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

by steveo1544 May 28, 2011

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Doink Doink Clusterfuck

When two professional sports teams play during same time, causing traffic, metro, and bar congestion.z

Both the Nats and DC United play at home on Sunday..that is gonna cause a doink doink clusterfuck.

by Angry Pirate 🏴‍☠️ October 3, 2019

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Cluster Hot

A girl that appears attractive inside of a computer cluster, but when you see meet her in the outside world she becomes less attractive.

That bitch Amy was fucking fine ass when the glow of the computer monitor was reflecting off of her glasses, but when I met on the street she fugly as hell. She's cluster hot.

by DTP4L4L March 13, 2009

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clusterfuck

Large quantity of confused people in a disorganized manner.

Sorry I'm late, it was a real clusterfuck on main street.

by Anonymous November 24, 2002

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clusterwin

n.

1. A simultaneous confluence or chain of positive events.

2. A close coexistence of entities seen in a positive light within a larger entity.

I just had such a clusterwin; I found a great deal on the exact shoes I wanted, and then found a $20 bill on the ground as I left the store.

Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Don Cheadle, Jeremy Renner, AND Samuel L. Jackson are all going to be in the new Avengers movie, with Joss Whedon directing and writing? That's going to be such a clusterwin...

by bjork73 October 10, 2010

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