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Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.
John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.
by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022
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chapingo

The best dog in the whole wide world
Have you met Hayden’s dog chapingo ?
She’s the best !
by Seadaddyhayden February 1, 2023
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Caping

“Do you wanna try the caping position tonight baby?”
FUCK YEAH!! I LOVE IT WHEN YOU POUND ME IN THE CAPING POSITION, ADDING 12 INCHES TO MY HEIGHT”
by uterusnumberone February 26, 2023
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Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
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Caping

When a woman is trying to make a bad boy good.

He's no good but she is trying to put a superhero cape on him and make him good.
He a villian but she be caping him.
by Caping101 June 1, 2023
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Clapping Farts

When you butt cheeks smack together and make a clapping sound, because you're farting so violently.
I knew I had to take a dump, when the clapping farts came out my ass.
by NastyN8G June 15, 2023
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claving

opposite of jelqing, inverse jelqing
the goal of claving is to exercise ur penis to get smaller, therefore extending it in the process
“I caught Robert claving in front of the girls at the party

“Silly Robert, he’s always claving”
by claveboy February 11, 2024
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