The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.
"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"
"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"
"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"
by Hanwellington March 21, 2017

A nigga that ain't about shit. A deadbeat. Will never amount to anything and has no purpose in life, at all. A bottom feeder. Clam nigga is another word for "ain't shit nigga". And this applies to all ethnicities.
The word "Clam nigga" comes from a fake Wheel of Fortune video where a contestant “outs” himself as a racist. The letter missing from this puzzle is the letter “D” which would spell “Clam Digger,” but in this re-edited version, the contestant asks for the letter “N” which would spell something completely different… Today, the word means ain't shit nigga, hence the word "clam" which can describe one as a lazy individual.
The word "Clam nigga" comes from a fake Wheel of Fortune video where a contestant “outs” himself as a racist. The letter missing from this puzzle is the letter “D” which would spell “Clam Digger,” but in this re-edited version, the contestant asks for the letter “N” which would spell something completely different… Today, the word means ain't shit nigga, hence the word "clam" which can describe one as a lazy individual.
1. "He's/She's a clam nigger. He/She just smokes blunts all day and clubs every weekend."
2. "We slept together and I haven't heard from him since."
"Girl, that's because he's a clam nigga! Don't worry about him... move on!"
2. "We slept together and I haven't heard from him since."
"Girl, that's because he's a clam nigga! Don't worry about him... move on!"
by jontaylors#1fan! November 12, 2014

When two women have sex with the same man / men. This makes them closer than sisters. This bond shall never break. See also: Wiener Cousins for the opposite definition.
by EB32683 January 12, 2010

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!
by Clamer July 21, 2016

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.
by BrownSquared February 4, 2010

by humminbird July 6, 2010

1. Anal sex followed by vaginal sex where some poop residue is carried over to the vage.
2. ( You don't want one)
2. ( You don't want one)
by clam sponge May 7, 2017
