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Clam Squat

The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.
"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"

"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"
by Hanwellington March 21, 2017
mugGet the Clam Squatmug.

clam nigga

A nigga that ain't about shit. A deadbeat. Will never amount to anything and has no purpose in life, at all. A bottom feeder. Clam nigga is another word for "ain't shit nigga". And this applies to all ethnicities.

The word "Clam nigga" comes from a fake Wheel of Fortune video where a contestant “outs” himself as a racist. The letter missing from this puzzle is the letter “D” which would spell “Clam Digger,” but in this re-edited version, the contestant asks for the letter “N” which would spell something completely different… Today, the word means ain't shit nigga, hence the word "clam" which can describe one as a lazy individual.
1. "He's/She's a clam nigger. He/She just smokes blunts all day and clubs every weekend."
2. "We slept together and I haven't heard from him since."
"Girl, that's because he's a clam nigga! Don't worry about him... move on!"
by jontaylors#1fan! November 12, 2014
mugGet the clam niggamug.

Clam Fam

When two women have sex with the same man / men. This makes them closer than sisters. This bond shall never break. See also: Wiener Cousins for the opposite definition.
You banged him, I banged him, we're clam fam!
by EB32683 January 12, 2010
mugGet the Clam Fammug.

Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.
PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!
by Clamer July 21, 2016
mugGet the Clam lotionmug.

Clam-scaping

The fine art of shaving ones genitalia as a female. The act itself does not refer to any particular pattern just the act itself.
Man did you see Becky's clam-scaping job, she did lightning bolts!
by BrownSquared February 4, 2010
mugGet the Clam-scapingmug.

Free clam

When a female neglects or chooses not to wear panties for any number of reasons
Girl, that skirt was so tight, I had to free clam just to avoid panty lines.
by humminbird July 6, 2010
mugGet the Free clammug.

Clam Brownie

1. Anal sex followed by vaginal sex where some poop residue is carried over to the vage.
2. ( You don't want one)
Don't try to clam brownie me, mother fucker!
Girl, he totally gave me a clam brownie last night...
by clam sponge May 7, 2017
mugGet the Clam Browniemug.

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