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Cinderella Clause

The clause wherein one can arrive late enough as to not need to bullshit an excuse to leave.
I pulled the Cinderella Clause to get out of hanging with that breezy.
by The Good Word. December 9, 2008
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Cinder Block Sit Down

A sexual act were a funnel is lodged into one partner's sphincter while laying face down making a 45 degree angle with their body. The other partner then proceeds to poor cement into the lodged funnel. This causes a chemical reaction with the rectum and begins to solidify the cement into hardened concrete. After undergoing surgery a perfect mold of the human rectum as a result.
Poor Sam couldn't handle the cinder block sit down, but now I have this nifty paper weight.
by harderass January 16, 2013
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cindell

beautiful, sweet, cute, and also the type of person that would push you off a bridge
Don't be a Cindell please?
by edweenzyz October 14, 2016
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Candle salad

When a birthday candle is inserted into the urethra of an erect penis and allowed to drip wax down the side of the cock.
It was his first time trying the candle salad. It went down slowly and smoothly and he was delighted when it was all done.
by bertha_bumcakes December 14, 2021
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Candlewoody

The Candlewood Lake Monster. Possible plesiosaur rumored to inhabit Candlewood Lake in Fairfield County Connecticut. Alternately described as either mischievous and friendly or bloodthirsty.
Something just nipped my ass. Do you think it's Candlewoody? Should I swim with him or get the fuck out?
by HatchHo July 25, 2011
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CandleJack

CandleJack is a character from the TV show "Freakazoid". Supposedly, once you say his name, he kidnaps you. This has led to many jokes on the internet.
CandleJack is freaking aw-
by SoulEatingFreak September 17, 2008
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cinderella

Rather good 80's glam metal band, fronted by Tom Keifer (the funniest last name ever). They are synonymous with Poison, because they both kick equal ass!
Nobody's Fool, Gypsy Road, Shake Me, Don't Know What You've Got ('Till It's Gone)! Cinderella kicks ass!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 12, 2005
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