Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

chumping

Chumping is non-humping cheating, because you would have to be a chump to cheat but not hump.

Variation: chumpin'

"Dude why even bother chumping, if you're not getting the humps then she should get the dumps."

by Alessa November 9, 2006

chiming

One who rubs baby oil on his little nub to get pleasure having foreign objects ramed in his ass

chi ming grabed his ankles and acted out scenes from his favorite movie anal massacer

by d-tizle May 2, 2003

chumming

To have an exited conversation with friends, or chums, in which one or all involed are most enthused by the topic.

"Oh dear. He is/they are chumming again."

by 'Jamin May 19, 2005

chummin

Chillin with friends while eating lots of meat.

"Me and my buddies are chummin at Whole Hog BBQ today for lunch."

by Johnn1e June 1, 2007

Cumin’ Atcha Live

Alright!
Hey, are we ready?
Well I'm a mean machine, I'm the kind you don't want to meet
My middle name is trouble, I'm a danger in the street
My motor's in overdrive, my pedal's to the floor
I never get enough, I'm always comin' back for more
Here I come, better step aside
I said here I come, oh yeah, well I'm a-comin' at you live
I'm comin' atcha live
The only one you want, I never give a warning twice
Well anything could happen like the rollin' of the dice
Here we come, you better step aside
I said here we come, we're comin' at you live

Comin' at you live, we're comin' atcha live
Cumin' at you live, Cumin’ Atcha Live
Comin' at you live, you better step aside
Comin' at you live, ow! ow!
Comin' at you live, we're comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, you better step aside
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, step aside, step aside
Comin' at you live, cause here we come
Truckin', I'm a-goin' home, whoa whoa, baby, back where I belong
Back home, sit down and patch my bones, and get back truckin' on
What in the hell ever happened to sweet Jane?
She's lost her marbles, you know the chick ain't the same
Livin' on reds, and vitamin see, and cocaine
All the friend can say is "ain't it a bitch"
Busted down on Bourbon Street, set up like a bowlin' pin
Knocked down, sometimes I'm wearin' thin, th

by Death Menace August 8, 2022

Chumming

When a chick's skirt is so short she leaves her pussing stink trailing behind her in an attempt to lure a humping partner.

This hot weather should really help that skank out with her chumming.

by jw23longball January 23, 2010