choob

noun. Scottish slang. A "choob" is a tube. Short for tube-steak. A tube steak is a penis. And therefore , anyone who acts like a dick. Can be equally applied to males or females.

"Dinnae bother wi' that guy - he's just a choob."

by peebles76 August 20, 2009

Choob

A Chinese nooblet on a game who you dispise for his assholishness.

Tang is such a Choob.

by fozy April 9, 2007

Choops

A unexpected and forced blow job! When you don't want to give someone a blow but they force you to do it unexpectedly!

Guy#1 Hey wat up dawg!
Guy#2 Hey what up.... what are you doin?---
Guy#2 Dude I don't want to---no---help--
Guy#1 choops!!

by Cupid AKA (The Punisher) May 4, 2006

Choosed

Past tense of chose

Peter choosed to go to school.

by PitaBread October 15, 2010

Coobs

Cat Boobs. As one would say moobs (man boobs).

My cat has some serious coobs, they wiggle when she walks.

by WTFisthat?83 July 2, 2011

Choobla Doobla

Choobla Doobla (Chubla dublah) A person who calls another person racist for disagreeing, or saying anything that contradicts the beliefs of another race.

Triggered liberal: You insensitive bigot! You are only disagreeing with Obama because you are racist! Critical thinker: Go back to sleep you Choobla Doobla ass bitch, you just mad that Trump won lmao

by AzosMind September 13, 2018

Choob

The area between your boobs.

That girl has no choob, she has way to much cleavage.

by Victoria Stein January 31, 2005