dink charmer

1. A homosexual
2. An insult equvalent to calling someone a faggot

" If you ask me, I think the waiter is a light-loafered dink charmer"

by Mike Oxbig April 21, 2005

death chamber

(n)

1. A euphemism for an old lady's genitals.
2. An infertile woman.
3. A woman with an STD.

"I thought I hooked up with a cute girl last night, but this morning I woke up in some old hag's death chamber."

or

"Initially I was wearing a condom, but it got lost in that woman's death chamber"

Also could be used to describe an infertile woman.

"We are trying to have a baby, but my semen doesn't survive in her death chamber."

"It felt so good, but I know I have to get tested after I spent a night with her death chamber."

by lhs4 November 10, 2009

allis chalmers

The second best farm equipment out next to John Deere there most popular tractors are the (wd,wd45,d- series, 190xt,6060) they start up rain shin sleet or snow

My 68 year old allis chalmers wd plowed 500 acres yesterday

by Justin lazarek January 8, 2017

Worm Charmer

When your partner gives your limp, flaccid penis a vigorous wank or blow job to get it stiff and rigid for coitus.

Rachel gave me a worm charmer then rode me cowgirl.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

matthew chambers

He's no Tim!

Matthew Chambers - He's no Tim! But he could be James Blunt, and that just might be totology...

by Maelduin June 12, 2021

Louisiana Toe Clammer

When a man is penetrating a woman with his foot, and she clamps with her legs. The man, simultaneously, clamps the inside of the vagina with his toes.

Dude, she asked me to give her a Louisiana Toe Clammer last night, now my toe hurts when I walk.

by the_Light_Knight October 16, 2010

Chamfer

Oddness itself

17:22:17 @Jenkski: i = ordered pizza
17:22:21 @Jenkski: hoorah for the intreenet
17:22:43 @Chamfer: you actualyy orderd a wifer on the net
17:22:49 @Chamfer: some thailand slut0r :P

by Jenkski January 8, 2003