Brandon

The sexiest guy on the face of the earth. A total hunk with a steamy personality and has the amazing ability to sweep a girl off her feet. And on top of that the sweetest person you will ever meet with crazy comical skills.

Girl 1"Oh my gosh, hes soooo dreamy!"
Girl 2"OH, i know!! Hes a total brandon!"
Girl 1"Don't get any ideas, I saw him first!"
Girl 2"Pff, are you kidding? you'd never deserve a brandon!"

by eprincess99 August 11, 2010

Brandon

The most AMAZING person alive.

Brandon makes me feel special.

by Fdogg January 9, 2008

Dark Brandon

Noun. President Grandpa with sunglasses and an attitude. Not going to listen to no Maga malarkey. Makes Marjorie Taylor Greene nervy and hot.

Dark Brandon let people off the hook for student loans, and that will get Marjorie Taylor Greene all hot and bothered

by Batman’s sister August 26, 2022

Brandon

A guy who's very unique, incredibly sweet, amazing kisser, and an unforgettable guy. He's so funny and a complete nerdy dork (but in a cute way), an with an unexpectedly nice body.

Person 1: Who's that guy?

Person 2: Oh him? That's Brandon.

Person 1: He's so fucking cute. Can I smashh?

by Bean.Bean. May 21, 2011

Brandon

A guy with a huge dick. Brandons are always great kissers and are amazing in bed.

Last night i fucked brandon. It was amazing.

by Beautiful beast ❤️ January 29, 2018

marlon brando fat

used to describe a person beyond the scope of just the word fat.
first used at Download festival 06, donnington. to discribe Chino of the deftones apperance.

"he's not fat, he's marlon brando fat!"

by Jimmy_t August 9, 2006

Dark Brandon

A play on the term “let’s go Brandon”. Dark Brandon is a persona given to 46th president Joe Biden. Dark Brandon is normally classified as a more politically aggressive biden, taking action against opponents rather than his common calls for unity

Person one - Did you hear? The FBI just raided Donald Trump!
Person two - Dark Brandon Rises!

by WaterBuffalo96 August 9, 2022