pre-buffer

The act of loading a webpage with a video on it allowing the video to buffer knowing full well that you do not intent to watch the video at the present time. But instead keeping the webpage open and watching later when it may be more convenient for you. A pre-buffer is also used to make sure the video is fully loaded when you wish to wash it.

The user can also disconnect from the internet and will still be able to watch the video due to the pre-buffer.

buddy: have you got any decent films we can watch?
guy: erm nah not really but i pre-buffered the hangover on the internet this morning if you wanna watch that
buddy: yeah sounds like a plan, good old pre-buffer

bob: you wanna go out jim?
jim: ok let me just pre-buffer space chimps for the kids n i'll pick you up

by wildturkey69 September 19, 2009

buffled

buffled (pronounce baa-fl-d ) means confused, lost, dunno what to do, not clear what to do,

1. where are we meant to go?
oh i dont know im buffled

by babecuddlez June 5, 2007

Nudity Buffer

The average amount of time it takes a man to visualize a woman naked.

I cant talk to her now, Im well past the nudity buffer.

by Dj Blues November 13, 2003

Fag Buffer

Something that sits between two men at a restaurant, movie, or in a car. Can be a female or a tub of popcorn. The buffer prevents anyone from thinking the two males are "homos" and might be dating. Sometimes the fag buffer is actually a front so that two fags can go out and still be perceived as straight. The fag buffer usually gets a good meal, a movie and collects a lot of material for later extortion.

I went out with Bob and Gene last night and had to play fag buffer all evening. Straight men are so childish!

by Ferret Fan July 16, 2009

mongolian super buffet

The Mongolian Super Buffet involves one live person, a midget, and a dead body. You lay the dead body on a hard surface of your choice. The one live(normal sized person) then proceeds to give the corpse oral. While the person is giving oral to the corpse, the midget then comes running(either in costume or dressed normal) and jumps on the corpes body. The corpse's orgrans will then be shot out of the vagina/asshole and into the persons mouth.

I only went there to identify a person, and I ended up giving that body a mongolian super buffet.

by whatttttt December 25, 2007

Buffer

something that the Corleone family had a lot of.

Senator Pat Geary: Mr. Cici, was there always a buffer involved?
Willi Cici: A what?
Senator Pat Geary: A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to kill someone.

-The Godfather 2

by spunkychick September 1, 2011

Brother buffet

When one devours an African-American male in a cannibalistic act.

Mavis Leonard: You eat the butt, you eat the whole damn thing. Like a brother buffet...

by Steagles June 11, 2006