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Bowserism

A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.

1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.

2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.

3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.

4) Every man has sinned.

5) There are two paths from which to choose.

6) There is always time to change paths.

7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.

8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.

9) Do not lie.

10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.

11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.

12) Forgive others their errors.

13) Two wrongs do not make a right.

14)
Her Bowserism kept her head above water.
by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007
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boister

Native of Vermont or western New Hampshire. Specifically one with a twangy accent and a fondness for liquor and 4 wheeling.
Sure he gets in a lot of fights, he's a boister.
by Jeffrey3 July 20, 2006
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bowser

its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
ok bowser i swear that 5 year old kid masturbaited off his own porn
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006
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Bolserise

Bol-sir-ayeez

–verb (used with object), -nized, -niz·ing.

1.
to get something right first time.

Origin:
1795–1805; < F bolseriser, named after ABA; see -ize

—Related forms
bol·ser·i·za·tion, noun
bol·ser·iz·er, noun

Synonyms
3. get right, nail it, get it sorted, blitz it,
Hey guys if we want this app doing properly were going to need to Bolserise it!
by ABA Fanboy November 6, 2010
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Boiler Card

When one person has sex with another double their age.
Mark (age 24) has sex with Mary (age 48). Mark has now earned his boiler card.
by Linkzerman April 11, 2014
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Bowser chip

When a hot chip is inserted into the foreskin of a penis then eaten by another person
The bowser chips are pretty tangy dude
by Text train October 12, 2015
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boiper

A very cool and swaggy individual who is a total boss at everything they do.
Jayden, Aidan, and Joey are total boipers.
by sorboips April 23, 2018
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