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blow job from hell 

When a girl felashes you and the next day you are unable to walk properly. This unpleasant experience is due to the constant scraping of incisors upon one's penis. When this occurs, "going commando" is imperative because even the most comfortable boxers feel like a paper shredder.
My mom asked me if I hurt my knee but the cause of my limp was a blow job from hell.
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Blow J. Simpson 

Getting a blow job while driving a bronco getting chased by the cops, then when you nut you pop that bitch with your 9. Almost always results in some sort of jail time.
I got a very nice Blow J. Simpson yesterday.
Blow J. Simpson by apac666 August 25, 2008

blow job bar 

A bar of the type in the cities of Bangkok and Pattaya, Thailand where a man can pay at the door, find himself a stool and get get a mean bareback blowjob with a swallow for anywhere from the equivalent of $10-$25 USDs. Bottled beer is usually offered and BJ is performed out in the open amongst other customers in most cases, semi-privately in a corner or booth in others.
I'm going to go down to one of those blow job bars in Patpong and whitewashing the tonsils of one of those hardworking girls!

blow job rooster 

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well
Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

Blow the coal 

this is said when some one does something stupid or is doing something that needs to be stopped. it also can be used to tell someone to calm down. this reference comes from blowing the coal from a hookah. so you blow the unwanted ash off the coal.
-other person "hey this chicken taste like good chicken"

-you " wooow!!! just blow the coal"
Blow the coal by schafer10 June 22, 2011

Blow out the starfish 

When, after having sixteen Tequila Fannybangers and six pounds of pulled pork with Tapatio hot sauce, you will commence shitting your life out. As fecal matter evacuates your rectum with the fury of all of the Earth's volcanoes combined and your ankles begin sweating profusely, you are "blowing out the starfish".
"Hey Jeff, are you going to go for the Habenero chili?"

"Nah man, I don't want to blow out the starfish today."