Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)

~For further medical information, go to bigchungus.cum/agtbd~
AGTBD, also known as GCD (Grass contact deficets) is a condition that affects mainly teenagers, in the world, 1 in 30 have this condition, treatment such as expourse to grass, the habit of chilling outside and even conventional therapy
Syptoms include:
.Excessive (>12h) usage of modern social media (discord, twitter, ...)
.Weaker bones
.Lack of bathing
.Disability to get bitches
.Hyperfocusing in activities such as trying to get bitches online because you can't do it in rael life
Associated with conditions such as Dreamgender, Dreamsexuality (Yes, the bad one, not the good one) & Fatherlessness Reaction Episodes

"Unfourtently your son was diagnosed with Absence of Grass Touching & Bathing Disorder (AGTBD)"
"Oh no"

by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 12, 2022

Betching

The act of hanging out with betches

Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around

Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.

by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008

bathing rhino

A turd so massive that it protrudes beyond the surface of the toilet bowl's water line, usually with a smooth, horn-like taper

When Olga lifted the lid of the toilet lid she was unpleasantly surprised by the majestic bathing rhino staring back at her.

by S. Joslin October 23, 2008

beaching it

To covince a fat girl to have sex with you. Derived from the idea that she is a fat whale and you have "landed" or "beached" her.

"See that fat chick on the end of the bar? If I have another two shots I'm going to end up beaching it."

by David Jones September 24, 2005

blahing

Function: verb
1. The act of speaking silly or pretentious chatter or nonsense

So the other day i was blogging about my blahing and I said "Blah blah blah blah bligety blang blang."

by Some dude named Tim March 31, 2008

bitching post

Whevere someone talks to someone else and all they do is complain.

Whenever Kelly calls me she just complains about everything. I think Im just her bitching post.

by zzep August 27, 2008

Pic Bitching

The act of deleting pictures of yourself off another's camera. The person deleting the pictures is referred to as a "Pic Bitch".

Once she saw her panties were showing in the picture, she started pic bitching.

"Just because your mouth was wide open in the picture doesn't mean you can be a pic bitch".

by Rocket Smith August 16, 2010