Fart Blasting

The act of spreading your ass cheeks apart in order to amplify the sound of a fart.

Johny was fart blasting me today and it was disgusting!

by Deadeyestink October 4, 2019

branting

to be way to drunk or high

Dude, that's his 9th beer! He must be brantinged!!!

by ewpride November 5, 2003

blanking

when a male or female has their genitalia ILLEGALLY completely removed leaving only their urethral opening and a blank patch of skin where their genitals once were.

Guy 1: Dude...did you here what Sally and Tom did for their 20th Anniversary?

Guy 2: No...what?

Guy 1: Well since they are done having kids, they took a trip to Guatemala and had this doctor perform a blanking on both of them to show their commitment to each other.

Guy 2: Dude...that's crazy...

by Educated Perv February 20, 2009

Blanking

The act of stepping on someone's toes and micromanaging. Can be used in place of any other word (much like a fill-in-the-blank)

Quit blanking me, bro!

My boss is really blanking me today.

by Turbo1724 December 23, 2013

blanking

when you rub up against some else with your clothes on aka dry sex

We were blanking on his couch!

by geeenuhmarieeee December 28, 2005

finger blasting

A very physical displaying of both middle fingers at someone

I called her a cunt and got a healthy finger blasting.

by nokturnal_1 October 28, 2003

finger blasting

making a gesture in the shape of a gun with your hand, and proceding to pretend you are shooting someone. Usually perfected by people in their mid-30's

"Man, that facker started finger blasting me at the party like he thought he was cool."

by ToMo October 29, 2003