bent shitcan

A dull, drab, damaged item used to describe someone's personality, particularly someone with no imagination or a lifeless outlook.

"He has all the personality of a bent shitcan"

by Scalawag May 14, 2008

bendyism

Political philosophy that posits that the ideal state is one that "bends" to meet the needs of its citizens.

Hey, I was reading about Bendyism in The Contortionists Manifesto.

by teh_werd_shmith August 22, 2008

Benny Franks

$100 bills/Benjamin Franklins

She's a very well known high payed model. I'm sure her purse is fat stacked with nothing but Benny Franks!

by Trayseashell August 17, 2010

Bent Chow

Eating ass. Get ya face all up in dat ass. Lappin dat booty juice like a dog eatin peanut butter.

Get them panties off. Time for some bent chow.

She was nekky on all fours so had some bent chow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 19, 2018

bent spoon

A sex position where one sex partner sits on his other partners lap with his legs up. Mostly used as a gay sex position name, the bent spoon is when you are put atop your partners cock an he grabs your legs and fucks you.

“Wow man that bent spoon we did last night made my dick so hard, I cummed so much.

by Cumsmasher25 May 27, 2019

Baillie Bent

The lead singer/bassist of the band We Suck.
"She" is a cross-dresser and is constantly mistaken as a guy.
She is one of those people that doesn't care what others think about her.
She was born in 1992, but insists that she's 12 and she hasn't reached pubrty yet.
Has all of her body hair removed except for arms, because she thinks it makes her look tough though she wants to look weak, but she's actually really strong!
Has a big tattoo of something unknown on her right forearm.
She is inspired by the band Mindless Self Indulgence and Bloodhound Gang.
She also played drums in one of her friend's band.

"When I say WE, you say SUCK!
We... SUCK!
We... SUCK!
...dick!"
-Baillie Bent "I'm sorry, but I copied that from a Mindless Self Indulgence song."

GET BENT!

by Got Bent? April 27, 2007

go get bent

Kinder than saying Go Fuck yourself. Same meaning, different words.

Teacher: 'Phil, you're late again. Detention after school." Phil: "go get bent bro."

by JesusThePottoq April 27, 2014