To put on your furry suit, sit in a hot room until you sweat so much you can use your sweat as lubrication to jerk off
by menace0528 August 7, 2023
Get the Blorgling mug.An extremely hot and well-educated woman, that excels in UML diagrams and wearing black pants. Is often mistaken for a supermodel. Young men from Fredericia are dying to be with her.
Guy 1: "Did you see Lone Borgersen yesterday?"
Guy 2: "Yes I did, I could hardly contain my excitement to be in the same room as her."
Guy 1: "Geez, I'm so jealous, if only I had met her, my day would have been much better."
Guy 2: "Yes I did, I could hardly contain my excitement to be in the same room as her."
Guy 1: "Geez, I'm so jealous, if only I had met her, my day would have been much better."
by Three_Legged_Stud October 25, 2017
Get the lone borgersen mug.A stupid-ass bitch that likes to constantly try to suck your cock and is also trying to take your dick and put it in their asshole.
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Get the hill-borger mug.A bot who isn't funny. He will close your computer and he cheats at local multiplayer games. Can also be used as an adjective, means a cheating bot.
by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 10, 2020
Get the Jack Borgman mug.The act of Taking a massive shit in someone’s toilet. You then use so much toilet paper you clog up the toilet and leave a shelf in it. You then piss in the toilet to make everything float a little more. You place a whopper from Burger King on the wrapper unfold it to show it’s glory and place a crown around it.
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Get the Trevor borgfjord mug.A man who lacks empathy like he is part robot. The only emotions the Cry-Borg is programmed to display is jealousy, anger, and sadness. The Cry Borg's jealousy causes unnecessary dramatic situations which he then becomes enraged causing him to lose something he values. The Cry Borg then weeps for himself due to his self inflicted misery.
Rec beach patron: Hey is that the Leatherback over there sobbing behind the tree trying to get his limp shrivelled beef jerky dick hard.
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
Hot topless chick: Ewww that creep tried to put my hand on that disgusting thing when I was G'd out. I heard he's crying about his latest gf he "accidentally" smacked around because he's still in love with her.
Rec beach patron: Ya theres some fundemental life skills the Cry-Borg is lacking, for instance, understanding why chicks cant just forgive and forget after she "ran into his elbow". DOES NOT COMPUTE
by Zip Purr-head July 16, 2022
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