Bakersfield

A tweaker-infested, stretched-out town with overbearing heat located in the desert of central California. For having about as gross of nature as Rosie O'Donnell's sweaty crotch, Bakersfield has almost half a million victims to it's polluted, gang-infested shit-hole. It is rumored that once you move there, you never can escape it's magnetic pull, and your life will never reach its full potential.

"I heard that my drug dealer moved to Bakersfield from L.A. Now I have to find a new contact. Shouldn't be too hard."

by Zandroid September 11, 2012

Bacer

Someone so stupid you would think they are on crack or some type of addict because of the shit they say or do.

This "bacer" said he will shoot up the school if Lil uzi vert didn't drop love is rage2. Smh 🤦🏽 ♂️

by Minoritylivesmatter May 17, 2017

bajerido

One who is in denial of being a werido.

Jacky thinks Leo is a weirdo, but he denies. Leo is a major bajerido.

by Lisa Jacky Leo August 10, 2006

A Baker's Mistake

The phrase to be used when you wish to correct someone on a point they have made which is obviously incorrect, but when you have no intention of making the person he uttered the point, feel stupid or inadequate.

Person A: Is Twilight that movie with wizards?
Person B: Ah, no you've made a Baker's mistake there, that's Harry Potter.

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(It can be used in a student/teacher enviorment)
Teacher: What is the eighth planet?
Student: Er, Pluto?
Teacher: Oh no you've made a Baker's Mistake; it's Neptune.

by Amoc910 October 10, 2011

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

Taint Baker

When lighting a fart and the ignition is so strong it spreads down to your ass region and singes the hairs off your taint.

Man bruh, that was such a good light I think you got a taint baker off that.

by klillzle February 15, 2009

Bakers Man

A Pot head.
Someone who is always smoking dope.

A Bakers Man never makes the grade.

by Robert Michael Hensel April 17, 2008