Hayden Bartels

red curly hair. real sexy. pulls all the girls at SEB. he is very hot

hayden bartels has unlimited rizz

by thing 5 February 22, 2023

Baltimore Barbecue

The sexual act made up of two people in which one individual places a hit coal in their anus thus warming the anal cavity such that when penetrating party inserts their genitals they feel a burning sensation upon the head of their penis.

Me and Stacy had a little Baltimore Barbecue last night, I’ve been icing my tip all day!

by FartCum May 22, 2023

courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.

I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.

by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009

National give Bartek Head Day

28th September - It’s a day when Bartek should get head

Girl 1: Omg its 28 Sempteber already
Girl 2: National give Bartek head Day! ’m going to give Bartek Head

by Bartek34256 September 28, 2022

San Andreas Barbecue

The act of breaking a bed frame whilst having intercourse with multiple people and continuing to have intercourse on the ground.

Brandon and friends had a San Andreas Barbecue and now I have nowhere to sleep.

by cleves July 27, 2023

Bartel

To spill food or drink on your shirt,pants or car

Fuck Man I just dumped half my coffee on my shirt . Dude I hate when I bartel myself.

by ba5tard December 7, 2011

Bartender Syndrome

When someone talks to other people as if they actually care about their life. They will usually talk to an individual they have just met for a long time and not even give the other person the time to answer.

Waiter: Is that all you would like today?
Person with Bartender Syndrome: Yes. This reminds me of when I went to Paris and ate some food at an AMAZING restaurant!...
3 hours later
Waiter: IS THAT ALL SIR?!!!
Person: Yes and you are acting like this one person from-
Waiter:Bye Now

by Celestia Penndragon April 20, 2017