Break it down, Barney Style 

Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs

What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.

Break it down, Barney Style by RedSmoke August 27, 2016

Barensing

when you see a hot girl..

"that girl is barensing"

"look over there, barensing"

Barensing by Rusty.. October 7, 2009

Barney Frank 

Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.

Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.

Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"

Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"

Barney Frank by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009

Barney-guarding job

A job that requires absolutely no skill or talent, except for a complete lack of self-respect. Usually the kind of job one seeks after being fired from distributing flyers for a porno theater.

The term is derived from an episode from The Simpsons where Mr. Smithers, desperate for a job after being fired by Mr. Burns, inquires after a Help Wanted sign at Moe's. The job is pretty simple: distract Barney Gumbel until the midnight beer delivery is safely transacted. According to Homer, it's a job that many of them have only contemplated in the darkest moments of their lives.

Bill: Yo, how'd the job hunt go?

Evan: Terrible. I had to take an internship to a fishmonger.

Bill: Man, that's a Barney-guarding job.

Evan: I know. I think I'm going to bed. Don't bother me.

Barney-guarding job by ChrisJLee March 9, 2007

ray-bamnesia 

A condition that causes a person to search fruitlessly for a pair of shades that are already on top of his or her head.

Natasha kept looking for her shades, but they were on her head. Must be ray-bamnesia.

ray-bamnesia by GucciLittlePiggy October 9, 2008

barnsley kiss

a slang word used in barnsley yorkshire for a swift headbut.

Fuckin devvo just gave Binny a barnsley kiss on the nose end!!

barnsley kiss by Nk Elite June 11, 2006

Baronesque 

Behaviour associated with Brighton Barons.

"That was very Baronesque of you sir"

"Those Baronesque antics with get you in trouble some day boi"

Baronesque by Tinmantom June 20, 2007