bachelor chow

Food that is easily prepared, has enough vitimins and minerals to preserve life, and cheap to buy.
Cause most single guys living alone are poor and/or lazy but still need to survive.

A great example of bachelor chow is cerial, $4 buys you 5-8 meals..just add milk..or not.
Also KD and hot dogs among many others.

by Danny B December 17, 2005

Mount Bachelor Academy

A co-ed boarding school located in the middle of the Ochoco National Forest 1 and 1/2 hours outside of Prineville, Oregon. Stemmed from a cult, it brainwashes its' students who have been deemed as "youth at risk," by putting them in a room for 2-4 days and playing songs by Neil Diamond and Cyndi Lauper for hours straight while yelling at them. An oppressive, fascist environment where you sell out your friends to get ahead. The individual staff there are either inconsistent, power-hungry ass holes or nice and can't think for themselves, and allow themselves to be pushed around by the more dominant staff, eventually getting fired, or becoming another power-hungry staff.

Guy: Do you attend Mount Bachelor Academy?
Girl: Yeah, I go to MBA. Why?
Guy: Oh, so were you there for drugs, sex, or violence?
Girl: All three, and for disrespect and dropping out of high school.

by LuluB March 19, 2009

dick bender-backer

going back on one's word abruptly or without notice.

Tom is a dick bender-backer for making a move on my cousin after he said he wouldn't.

by Joe Retro October 16, 2008

bachelor hand

A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.

From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".

He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.

by Josh556 July 28, 2007

Bace Fooking

The art of posting things on face book at 3AM, drunk that you would never post sober.

Suzanne really pissed off some friends with her bace fooking last night!

by K-Dawg4835 August 15, 2009

Small Backed

Typically performed in crowded bar when trying to get around someone of the opposite sex. The act involves placing your hand on the small of the persons back right above their butt. Typically unneeded contact or mild groping.

Lisa, that guy just small backed me as he was walking by me.

by JASONZIMMERMAN September 29, 2014

confirmed bachelor

An old fashioned way of saying that a man is gay

He was seen walking around with confirmed bachelor John Watson

by jawnlocked March 6, 2017