alternacaps

1. when typing, one alternates the letters with caps or no caps.

2. a very pointless way of typing! read: not cute.

1. wHy DoEs ThIs tYpInG eVeN eXiSt?

2. oH mY gAwD!!!

by andreacky772 September 4, 2004

altercocker

Yidish for "old shitter". Elderly person.

"Hey...look at that altercocker over there!"

by b-child November 30, 2006

chemically altered

Getting so smashed, that you black out and everyone says you flipped out like the hulk during your fucked up episode

Dude why did you get so chemically altered off that vodka

by T Dab September 21, 2017

Altertexting

Altertexting: verb or adjective. A texting (or Instant Messaging) conversation where two separate lines of conversation are going on simultaneously in an alternating fashion as texters switch back and forth from one topic to another and back again. This alternating subject matter is generally initiated by nearly simultaneous texts from both texting parties on different topics but then carry through in an extended conversation as each answers the other and then incorporate their own replies both to the other textor's line of thought and their own original topic. This "altertexting" can occur in any real time social media by cell phone or computer. This does not include actual real time voice conversation.

Altertexting:
Subject #1: Did you go to the baseball game?
Subject #2: Saw a car I REALLY liked today.
Subject #1: Really, what kind?
Subject #2: Yeah, we lost.
Subject #1: Did you see anyone we know?
Subject #2: It was a Ford Mustang.
Subject #1: Old or new?
Subject #2: Yeah, I ran into someone you know!!!
Subject #1: WHO WAS IT???
Subject #2: A really old Mustang but it was in great condition.

by Alfa Geek August 29, 2013

Alternative Arm Day

An Alternative Arm Day is a day that invloves a lot of tissues, lotion, Kim K and Ray J. It is said to seperate the men from the boys. It should also burn the equivalent amount of calories as going the gym for 3 months.

I heard Jimmy had an Alternative Arm Day yesterday and tore his left pectoral.

by Big Boy Jimmeh July 18, 2016

digital alter ego

A pseudonym for someone's identity on the internet. This is who they are in chat rooms/forums/online social network (facebook, myspace, etc) in contrast with who they are in the real world.

My digital alter ego got huge last week, after my definition got added to the urban dictionary front page. I got 10 friend invites on facebook today from people I don't remember.

by Ebonyks January 22, 2011

alter- negro

though you may act like a typical white kid around your white friends, your alter-negro is the way you act around your black friends.

he totally pulled out his alter- negro in front of those black kids to seem cool.

by duddddde February 26, 2010