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Service the Account

Hey Chris, it's a slow day here at work. I need to find something to concentrate my efforts on. Maybe it's a good day to service the account!
by Terra Incognita March 11, 2011
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Accountability

Noun:
A word lacking a definite meaning. Often used in conjunction with the words "regulation", "greed", and "oversight" (all of which have equally vague definitions) on major news networks to elicit emotional responses from their braindead viewers.
Talking Head 1: I think that the greed on Wall Street, selfish people who make money, and the lack of oversight by the government are to blame for the failing economy.

Talking Head 2: Yeah! We need more accountability!
by srnty March 23, 2009
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gimmick account

An account on the comedy app ifunny dedicated to posted one certain type of content. Usually they have a matching profile picture and can range from Airplane Facts to Rule 34 Anna and Elsa. These accounts can quickly become popular and develop their own large followings (example: Porksword, Airplane Friend, Info Checker, War On Tumblr, etc
Person 1: Airplane Fact: Airplane can fly
Person 2: Silence gimmick account
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accunt

adjective meaning "very cunt-like"
My history teacher is wicked accunt
by SuicideFLip February 27, 2005
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The incredible accusation industry

This Blame Game industry has taken over as the most prolific government-sponsored and subsidized occupation overtaking the driver occupation, which is presently being exposed as a religious cult. This industry encompasses paid accusers from almost every known federally regulated and subsidized occupation. All are guilty. My Bible says so. This is the Devine Sting operation creating truth self-evident.
I had hopes of going public with my Spiritual Health Foundation, a private 501c3 but it was taken by civil forfeiture by the Incredible Accusation Industry before I opened it to the public. This industry did not even specify or explain the nature of the accusations. It is fortunate that my investors only made pledges and no Bank accounts were taken. How is "NO OPPORTUNITY" considered "Equal opportunity" All true void of lies, has anyone evidence otherwise.
by Spiritual-Master January 6, 2022
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Private Bank account

Only those who own a private Bank can open this kind of account. Private banks do commercial business on paper only and do not tie assets to digital surveillance systems. There are no private online banks. Digital currency is all subject to the scrutiny of government regulators, private identity thieves, and scammers.

ALL DIGITAL CURRENCY IS SUBJECT TO BE SCRUTINIZED BY GOVERNMENTS. Bitcoin and all others included. You may hype it up and trade it among your friends all you want but you cannot eliminate the exchange rates that apply when cashing out or buying in.
My private Bank account is my freezer at home with a Bank balance of two gallons of frozen Blackberries having a net worth of whatever I may trade them for. Currently, Blackberry futures are still at $19.99 and holding steady. I am in this for the long run, and a Blackfoot redneck never gives up.
by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022
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accounting

a secret way of referring to sex.
1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.
by Limelemon101 February 21, 2009
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