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cold as a witches titty

when you are outside and your nipples are sticking straight out
my wife and i walked outside and i said wow your cold as a witches titty!!!!
by coldliketitty February 11, 2007
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Whitchering

Noun - meaning 'to Whitcher' (Verb): To talk about pointless shit for ages and not be listened to. Invented by Jack Whitcher.
'Hey guys, guess what I did last night.'

'For fucks sake Jack, what the hell are you on about?'

'Well basically have you ever seen the Donkey Kong rap? Oh, there was this film, yeh, where this ant jizzed on this leaf. Oh and I had a curry, yeh, but then I took a shit, yeh, and I thought 'I love summoner 2'. Oh there's this bit and it was really hard, yeh, and it took me days to complete and I was talking to Rich about it the other day, yeh, and he totally agreed with everything I said cos he's totally played it as well. But your mum's flange looks like an elephant sat on a tomato hahahahahaha.'

'...'

'Oh my god, yeh, my brother was playing COD 6 and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood'. Then I found a used condom on his bedroom floor, yeh, and I was like 'awh'. Then I took a shit in a bag and put it on my neighbours doorstep, yeh. But yeh, have you ever tried sauerkraut? Aw it's well nice, yeh, but I was playing Grand Theft Auto 4 last night, yeh, and I was like 'oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood'.

'Shut the fuck up - you're whitchering!'
by bird_cage_beard December 12, 2009
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withered dick

an old man, or one that appears to be old
That withered dick keeps staring at us.
by werepoodle January 27, 2007
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Wither way

Oh, I'm fine with both choices wither way
by Polar bear d00d November 17, 2016
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Clock Watcher

A person you work with, she is always watching the clock. Obviously, she wants to get the hell outta there, but is a little too obvious!!
Sandy was always clock watcher. She was supposed to be working in the factory, but all she wanted to do to clock watch! She did a shifty job! Ended up getting fired ...
by A lil batty February 9, 2019
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Average Raptok Watcher

A term used against people with an widely shared outrages opinion that would be looked down on and be invalidated outside of the rap/hip hop community of tiktok.
Used when you see someone making an outrages claim or a person without an opinion.

Typically used against Playboi Carti fans on tiktok.

Example of usage J. Cole is bar, Carti > Eminem, Carti > Tupac, "insert widely respected artist" isn't even top 50.

If you used the term "average raptok watcher" against them, you will most likely be subjected to a ratio attempt.

Made by Ikusa, more known as doom_bots on the platform tiktok.
by Ikusa June 26, 2021
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Wither

A Southern pronunciation of "With Our"
by Kojak2 October 1, 2013
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