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bog wench

A fat, pale, mall-gothic, unattractive female usually present at metal concerts, Hot Topic, anime conventions and role-playing seminars. Typically outfitted in those stupid goth chain pants and excessive body odor. Also a name for any fat female.
Whoa that Bog Wench gets 2D6 armor saves when she listens to Nightwish!

My fat neighbor is such a bog wench!
by Mag1ci4n January 8, 2008
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Waffle House Wench

1. A woman that likes to be scattered, smothered, and covered in the Waffle House batter.
2. A quickie in the Waffle House bathroom
I took my girlfriend at 2 in the morning out for breakfast, and she ended up being a Waffle House Wench.
by BeatleBabe007 October 16, 2024
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Soup Wenches

Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.
"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."
by OMGDOGSONFIRE! July 5, 2023
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Wench

by Gearcokebumfun January 31, 2020
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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived the all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like a beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
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mariana wench

Refers to a bitchy female in a group of bitchy females who is the meanest, nastiest, crankiest, bitchiest, wenchiest cunt of the whole group.
I've finally realized that out of all my wife's friends, her friend Alina is definitely the Mariana Wench of them all.
by STGINAZ February 7, 2017
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foul wench

girl be going down*
"damn shawty you a foul wench"
by wanker758233y1491 June 9, 2022
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