Weather Porn

Extreme weather that causes erotica. Especially heavy rain, tidal flooding and swelling water ways.

Where is Jackie? Oh she is in the house getting off by watching the rising tides on tv. She is into weather porn.

by The Best Head game February 25, 2019

watching the weather

code name for checking out girls

i love watching the weather

by dudethatsweird October 24, 2010

Guilty weather

Walking home at dawn with a sinking feel after you did a lot of shit you regret

I got too fucked up last night and had to walk home with that guilty weather

by LivelyStardust May 27, 2022

Weather hangry

When you're hangry but it's clearly related to the crappy weather outside

When it's raining cats and dogs outside I'm weather hangry

by Sexydimma October 21, 2022

storky weather

weather that is a suitable climate for storks, slang= saying that the air is fresh

the air is fresh today, such good storky weather

by kathy151 April 8, 2021

Weathered Softball

An overly used sexual product, specifically with regards to anal play.

Linda: oh man!
Barba: what's wrong Linda?
Linda: my favorite is showing signs of a weathered softball!
Barba: oh no! You should order a new one from pandorasbox.club - their products never weather out
Linda: that's a great idea, my ass can't wait :)

by BB Swan November 8, 2017

weather atheist

Someone who doesn't believe in weather forecasts.

Eight day forecasts don't mean a thing to a weather atheist.

by IamwhoIam69 January 6, 2014