wash that puss

A loving way for a mother to tell her daughter that her pussy smells.

Addie, you need to wash that puss. You will feel better when you do!

by jag3dc June 6, 2018

Skank wash

That hasty pre-sex sink wash.

Just let me have a skank wash and I'll meet you in the bedroom.

by Lucothefish November 26, 2009

Breeze Wash

The act of using febreeze to "wash" bad smelling clothes that you need to wear immediately. Usually as a result of being too lazy or having forgot to wash them earlier.

ex:1
-Hey man we gotta go now! Else we'll be late for the party!

-Oh I totally forgot! Hold on, lemme breeze wash my jeans real quick.

ex:2
-I have no clean shirts!

-No prob, just breeze wash the one you wore yesterday, no one will notice.

by breezer101 November 17, 2009

Jug Wash

To cover the breasts with semen and then rub it around with the penis like basting a turkey with butter.

I Jug Washed my Mrs last night.

by Captain Jugwash February 20, 2009

Wash Ass

When you are wiping your ass over and over from an angry shit, it's time to hop in the shower and clean your ass off. Don't forget the crack. Once you've lost this wiping battle and have a rash, it's time to wash ass.

After 3 flushes and 20 minutes of wiping, I had to wash ass.

by IfYouLetMeDoOneMoreTrick September 17, 2018

Ninja wash

The act of cleaning, drying and putting away something so quickly in succession, it appears to the onlookers as if you never even used the utensil at all, thus having the speed of a ninja, or chuck norris.

Chad: Yo Pete did you get any food?
Pete: Yeah! I finished already.
Chad: Then wheres your plate? I don't see it in front of you
Pete: Dan just took it.
Chad: I just checked the kitchen there's no dirty plates...
Pete: He must've done a ninja wash.

by Daanyal June 6, 2010

Bloke wash

instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.

Mick- Quick let go, we've got some chicks to meet,
Paddy- dammit i haven't showered yet and i stink
Mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a BLOKE WASH and we'll get moving!

by pubstarz July 17, 2009