Wankdoodle 

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.

"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."

Wankdoodle by 6446 October 18, 2011

wankernaught

A person who is such a massive wanker that they are off the planet.

That guy is such a wankernaught.

wankernaught by Bryagh October 3, 2014

wanken 

To wack off at her vagina entrance to the point of ejaculation then shoving it in and cumming.

Guy 1 "That girl's looser than the Panama canal"
Guy 2 "that's cool. A good wanken will work then"

wanken by The Sublime Lime December 31, 2017

Wanker’s Cramp 

Wanker’s Cramp is a wrist cramp commonly recived after masturbating for long periods of time.

Example:
Billy recived wanker’s cramp during his attempt of the 60-minute masturbation challenge

Wanker’s Cramp by Bekfas December 18, 2018

biscuit wanker 

N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...

N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...

1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.

2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.

biscuit wanker by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007

Sports Wanker

adj; A term used to describe wankers that partake in sports; usually as a substitute for getting laid. Because of this, they will often become aroused by sports.

Jack: Dude, I was telling Tom about the time I nailed Lucy in this alley way but he just started talking about this football match that he won like a week ago.

Alex: Dont worry man, he's just a Sports wanker.

Jack: Yeah, what a tool.

Sports Wanker by Simba//.. November 8, 2011

Fastrack Wanker 

Someone who purchases and uses fastrack tickets to beat the queues at theme parks.

Have you only just come out of the ride? It's been ages!

I know. There were so many fastrack wankers going in before us.

The queue is really long. We should probably fastrack it.

But we don't want to be fastrack wankers!

Fastrack Wanker by BLNTSVRT October 28, 2011