virtual person

person who talk more on the internet (i.e. Facebook, twitter) than they do in reality

John: (in real life) did u see that car crash?
Lisa: (tweetes @john) who didn't see that car crash?
John: ur such a virtual person

by thefreespirit April 28, 2011

VirtualBytes

Someone who can't find his penis.

Dude, did you see that VirtualBytes over there?

by itsmeurfrend July 31, 2016

Virtual Cucking

The act of watching/masturbating to porn videos/images depicting a man having intercourse with a woman, even though you're masturbating to porn for the women but fine with seeing her being penetrated by another man while you wish that were you.

Guy 1: Dude did you see this new porno?

Guy 2: Who's in it?

Guy 1: Male actor and Female actress.

Guy 2: Dude that's virtual cucking.

by AbusiveUncle October 12, 2017

Virtual

Another word used in place of "cool" or "awesome" by urban white punk kids

Dude! Nofx is SOOO virtual!

by Swan March 4, 2004

virtually

basically

The English ability of that student has virtually transcend his teacher.

by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016

virtual sex

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, virtual sex, jacking off, jerking off, masturbating

Poor lonely james cant get sex, not even from a ho so he must make virtual sex

by no name May 13, 2005

Virtual Crogs

The virtual representation of Crogs.

"Man, Virtual Crogs just upgraded to version 3.5!"

by Crogs August 13, 2004