I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler
by roughsol February 26, 2024
Get the venus startlermug. ‘Venus-fly-snatch’ meaning someone with a vagina who has contracted 2 or more STD’s in their lifetime.
Rebecca : “You got to be careful with who you’re sleeping with Beth, you don’t want to become a venus-fly-snatch!”
by Xyricz September 28, 2020
Get the Venus-fly-snatchmug. 
The second planet from the sun.
Facts:
Venus is about the size of Earth
Venus was named after the Roman god of love and beauty
Venus has an extreme runaway greenhouse effect
Venus stays a steady 860 degrees F (460 degrees C)
Venus rains acid and snows lead
Facts:
Venus is about the size of Earth
Venus was named after the Roman god of love and beauty
Venus has an extreme runaway greenhouse effect
Venus stays a steady 860 degrees F (460 degrees C)
Venus rains acid and snows lead
by meiscoolbutmofromscratch August 17, 2022
Get the Venusmug. A back room at home, a friends place down the street, a relative's attic, any place for a planned sexual expirience. Different from a bathroom blowjob or dumpster quickie in that a slam venue is used for sex after more formal encounter, like a date, or after "watching" a movie. Mostly applies to people who live with parents, or others who don't approve of casual sexual expiriences and can't do it at their place of residence.
1: So what did you and her do after the movies?
2: We went back to my grandams place and did it in the basement, it's the perfect slam venue when my family is around my place.
2: We went back to my grandams place and did it in the basement, it's the perfect slam venue when my family is around my place.
by 808state4lyfe July 11, 2012
Get the slam venuemug. venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming, did its people want too much too? did its people want to much?
venus? what's that?
-oh you didn't know? mitski invented a whole new planet, just for us
oh i see
-well then... nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
-oh you didn't know? mitski invented a whole new planet, just for us
oh i see
-well then... nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody, nobody ooh, nobody, nobody, nobody
by meliza1234567890 July 14, 2022
Get the venusmug. 