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vort

onomonpoeia.
1. Word used to describe the noise made by the specific type of fart that seems to come out by surprise or accident, like when bending over.
2. Word used to describe the noise made by one's mouth that sounds just like the above type of fart, usually made when someone is bending over, or to express surprise/peculiarity or even disgust/frustration at something.
When our Spanish teacher bent over to pick up his pen, I made the vort sound with my mouth, and everyone laughed at him, and he cried because he had really farted by accident and it was wet.

Someone was being a little camping bitch and spawn raping while we were playing Halo and I just had to let out a vort in frustration.
by uh da cheat October 28, 2004
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Vortues

A skin condition on the hands/fingers, usually looks like rough skin, or possibly even hundreds of tiny warts. Common in people with sweaty palms. Not contagious or problematic.
"Holy crap did you see all of mikes Vortues?"
"Yeah they're getting pretty bad"
by Jimmytree October 27, 2011
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vart

When on your mobile phone and music, video or sounds are unintentionally played loud in a public place causing momentary embarrassment.
Did you just vart? Karen's phone varted in the Mall. How do I stop my phone from varting? Oh, I'm sorry my phone varted.
by brendanoconnell April 17, 2020
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Black Vortex

When you incorrectly perform a donkey punch on a female and end up with an unconscious girl with an extremely tight butthole caused by her entire nervous system going into shock after you've incorrectly donkey punched her in the back of the head. The butthole may be so tight as to prevent removal, sucking the dick in deeper like quicksand.
"The other night I stuck my cock in a Dyson vacuum."
"Oh, like a Black Vortex?"
by RogerRappit November 26, 2011
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Vartamelon

the sweetest, prettiest, nicest, cutest, most adorable person in the world who is the best friend someone could ask for. has the best heart, and is a genuinly good person :)
I love my Vartamelon, she is such a good friend, and I'm so lucky to have her as a friend!!!
by Hiva November 12, 2004
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bullshit vortex generator

A bullshit vortex generator is a person who speaks lots of bullshit. Wich in turn gets everyone all upset and so on. In essance the bullshit spewed by the first person sucks all of his/her friends into this vortex fo bs
Mike is a real bullshit vortex generator. He was telling everyone at work this lie and everyone got sucked into this vortex of bullshit and they were all pissed at eachother
by Ron Chee July 22, 2009
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vartanian

A short haired douche bag that drives expensive white trucks. He thinks he's the shit and lives in his fancy house next to car dealer.
Vartanian: hey guys wanna go tip cows in my expensive truck?

Us: No vartanian we dont like douche bags in our town.
by abc4012345 January 1, 2012
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