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vartanian

A short haired douche bag that drives expensive white trucks. He thinks he's the shit and lives in his fancy house next to car dealer.
Vartanian: hey guys wanna go tip cows in my expensive truck?

Us: No vartanian we dont like douche bags in our town.
by abc4012345 January 1, 2012
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anthony vartanian

Ily anthony vartanian!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by antony spurs September 26, 2022
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varvalian

A professional African-Japanese in the popular online free rhythm game, osu! He is a player who excels in accuracy and stamina. He is well respected within the community for currently being the highest-ranked black player.

varvalian is a very large advocate for AIDS and HIV awareness as he, unfortunately, has HIV. He was first publicly featured in an article published by the NYTimes about his, and many others, condition of AIDS and/or HIV. His use of his high osu! status to give recognition to such conditions has earned him extreme amounts of respect from the osu! community, with the game's creator, Peppy, reconizing and praising his efforts.
Have you seen varvalian's score on "The Sun The Moon The Stars"? His accuracy is amazing!
by Str0mboli September 21, 2019
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Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.
Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.
by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007
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Vartain

1. Vartain

-Vivd verb
Pronounced: Var · tayn

1.
One who is easily trolled; see trolling
2.
More commonly used interchangeably with Nigger or Jew when insulting another; based upon derogatory labeling of ones race, ethnicity, or religious views; see racism
3.
Used in the telling of racists jokes, an acceptable practice in the environment of a golf course; see golf course;
also; see related -Xbox live, lolacaust, Michael Richards.

-Origin:
2009-10; < across the internets

-Related Forms
double Vartain; noun, adjective
Stealing; verb
E.g 1

boy 1:Hey man did you see the news last night? Deon was caught shop lifting!

boy 2: lol, he is such a vartain.

e.g 2

Boy 1: Hey man i just finished your chicken bucket and cleared your water melon juice box

Boy 2: Dude dont be a fucking vartain
by ktacev June 6, 2010
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Vardanyan

Vardanyan's are the smartest family ever existed. They are funny and nice and help everyone in need. They only give to people. They will talk forever if you want.
The Vardanyan's are the happiest family ever and are unstoppable
by whalekiller123 January 31, 2020
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Dartanian

Very outgoing, smart and honest. Dartanian is always there to help others.
Dartanian is amazing.
by Peace and love December 18, 2016
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