Twassel

To pontificate, pompously, on a subject about which the pontificator clearly knows little or nothing

He twasselled her latest image, despite himself having all the artistic talent of a blind, one-armed, no-fingered, finger-painter

by Captain Codpiece May 4, 2009

Tasmania

An island country south of Australia.

Where are you from?
Tasmania
Cool! Where is Tasmania on the world map?
South of Australia

by H4V3ANlCED4Y August 25, 2011

Twamp

The sketchiest party house at Colorado College.

Origins may be from TWAT + SWAMP = TWAMP, or supposedly a reference to some sort of mold growing there. They always throw down Wednesday nights, and you'll be sure to see lots of freshmen sluts wasted out of their minds. An experience everyone must have at least once.

Person 1: You goin to The Twamp tonight??

Person 2: Nah, I don't want an STD.

by toastedbutter March 26, 2010

TWAM

T.W.A.M is the abbreviation for Together We Achieve More. This is not to be confused with T.E.A.M - Together Everyone Achieves More

Larry: Hey Bob I can't lift this dead body on my own.....
Bob: Not to worry I'll give you a hand....
Larry and Bob together: TWAM!!!! (fist pump)

by pircherpants August 25, 2013

Twastard

The word: " Twastard" is a noun and an amalgam of the words: "Twat" and "Bastard." Basically calling a person both insults at once making it a serious swear word and a double revilement. Generally used against males rather than females

"You little twastard, how dare you steal my money." Or, "Look at the right twastard Johnny has turned into."

by Polargo March 20, 2009

tasman

2)Any person who takes as much pride in their red hair as Daniel Magil

your such a Tasman

by Mittens August 7, 2003

Tasmaniac

A Tasmaniac is a psycho resident of the small island state of Australia known as Tasmania. Tasmaniacs basically hit first and ask questions later.

Very few Tasmanians can qualify as a Tasmaniac as most inhabitants are more bark then bite.

Tasmaniacs take shit from no body and are extremely fun and daring. Most are born in Tasmania.

by Sydnian Bitch August 4, 2009