turbo-failed

An especially ugly and unsuccessful attempt at doing anything.

(Coined by Pitchforkmedia.com writer William Bowers in a Sept. 28, 2007 column entitled "Puritan Blister #30).

"If whatever melatonin-zombie free-form jamming they were attempting before 'PDA' was supposed to be Liars-caliber, they turbo-failed."

by Tom M. October 16, 2007

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turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.

Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.

by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009

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Turbo ditty

when your asshole gets fingered while receiving oral sex, with the additionof an anally inserted ecstacy tablet placed onto the invading finger.

"This ditty aint doin squat got any e'z? I want to take this to the next level lets go Turbo Ditty"

by garybaldy11111 August 27, 2009

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Turbodoodied

To be extremely drunk, but still functioning enough to go home with a very unattractive/overweight member of the opposite sex. Somewhere in between shitfaced and butthoused.

Dude did you see Dave last night?
Yeah, he was turbodoodied and left with that broad that looked like Chris Farley.

by fdubzou August 28, 2009

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A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool

"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"

by Sloptimus Prime December 18, 2011

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