trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Troutbag

Females who look pretty and sexy, but there annoying, extreamly poor, sexual history could produce lists only nightmares are made off and without make-up.....GEEEZ,

more common terms include slut, slag whore, etc etc

Terry - yo, i just met a fine ass girl.
Huston - who? i dont see none?
Terry - her, right infront of you, her names jezebell!
Huston - WUT?....damn man, she a proper troutbag, run while you still can!

by Kest1 May 30, 2009

trousersnout

slang for penis

noun)Yo...I cant wait to give that hoe my trousersnout.

Verb) Me and my homegirls are at the bar trousersnoutting.(on the hunt for penis.)

by MR. Lickalotapuss July 30, 2009

troutpillow

When a male sticks his genitals between his legs, making it appear as if the genitals are nonexistent and that he is a female.

In the movie The Silence of the Lambs, the psychopathic serial killer who skins his victims demonstrates the troutpillow as he pretends that he is a female.

by Richard Gump September 28, 2009

Trouser Cleavage

The space that is formed when a man's pants falls below the ass crack and then the waistband pushes the cheeks together to form cleavage.

Dude, pull your pants up, your trouser cleavage is making everyone sick.

by THoffy March 5, 2010

trouserial

Typically relating, but not exclusive to, a form of banter with a heavy emphasis placed on the sensitive area of persons trouser area. Particularly the groin region.

For heaven's sake, I'm leaving, this conversation is becoming too ... trouserial for my taste.

by Mr. E. Stain February 17, 2018

Trout Pearls

A womans vaginal dingle berries

The force of his penis in her behind created an explosion of trout pearls on her chicken hair.

by Wustah999 July 22, 2018