Tapping The Trout

Vulgar euphemism for female masturbation.

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."

by Robert T. Nash May 7, 2004

Muddy Trout

a muddy trout it when a male is having intercourse with a female and mid stroke pulls out slightly to far and accidentally slides into the females anus

last night while screwing Whats her face i gave her the muddy trout she wasn't happy

by the Teen Heartthrob November 10, 2014

Land Trout

The incredible furry of the land trout can destroy everything.
Land trout is a trout that sprouted legs and walks on land. It is a very vicious force to be reckoned with and shouldn't be attacked or even looked at.

The animal is a joke on the Play station community especially in the kill zone barracks.

So i was walking around in the forest and i saw a land trout stalking me i quickly dove into the water, to escape the trout, but i saw an aquatic grizzly.....and right then and there i knew i was screwed luckily they attacked each other(for they are mortal enemies), and i escaped

by Sixx Bird March 23, 2010

dirty trout

nasty ass big lipped hookers

The only dirty trout we saw in beaufort was 400 pounds, and had no teeth. They smelled elderberries.

by fuck shit cock balls August 23, 2006

brown trout

A large piece of crap left in the toilet late at night by my wife.

Damn it woman i told you to stop leaving brown trout in the crapper. Flushing it is not going to wake me or the kid.

by McfukinNAstyN8 January 11, 2008

Trout Pout

When girls, in an attempt to look naive, innocent, and a victim--usually in court, and in front of a judge--open their eyes real wide and push their lips out and in a frown; thereby looking like a fish.

The stupid judge fell for Tiffany's "trout pout" and sentenced her to probation for shoplifting all of that makeup at Wal-Mart.

by mike87111 July 29, 2012

drop trout

A term made popular by TENACIOUS D in which you drop your pants in a situation where it is most unnecisary. Bonus if you are free ballin'

-"Mr. President... Motion to drop trout"
-"Motion passed and seconded"

by Jordan R***** October 16, 2006