3 definitions by shla'tekkin
1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."
by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009
noun.
sexual position; in 69, the man is on top and as the woman is sucking his penis, his balls are resting in her eyesockets
usually done with a woman of a lower class or just ugly
sexual position; in 69, the man is on top and as the woman is sucking his penis, his balls are resting in her eyesockets
usually done with a woman of a lower class or just ugly
1"Don't bat your eye lashes when you give me an arabian saddle. You know it tickles."
2"That fugly bitch is so desperate, she lets me have an arabian saddle every night."
2"That fugly bitch is so desperate, she lets me have an arabian saddle every night."
by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009
1."You like my car? It's a pinto."
"Man, why would you drive a car as cracker as that?"
2. "My computer crashed again? What a cracker!"
"Man, why would you drive a car as cracker as that?"
2. "My computer crashed again? What a cracker!"
by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009