Definitions by shla'tekkin

cracker 

adj.

used to describe something unwanted or stupid. similar to gay

1."You like my car? It's a pinto."

"Man, why would you drive a car as cracker as that?"

2. "My computer crashed again? What a cracker!"

cracker by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

trouser phlegm 

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

trouser phlegm by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

arabian saddle 

noun.
sexual position; in 69, the man is on top and as the woman is sucking his penis, his balls are resting in her eyesockets

usually done with a woman of a lower class or just ugly

1"Don't bat your eye lashes when you give me an arabian saddle. You know it tickles."

2"That fugly bitch is so desperate, she lets me have an arabian saddle every night."

arabian saddle by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009