catch me in traffic

You are no longer intrested in a person. Holla at you, see you when I see you.

Bitch, catch me in traffic.

by shelly01 August 31, 2006

Toffee-nosed

(Adjective) Snobbish or stuck-up. Derives from the old English slang word "toff" - used by the lower class when describing an upper class gentleman.

"Hey Nigel, look at that old toffee-nosed banker over there! He wouldn't want to dirty his shoes walking on our side of the street!"

by Dr_Maseuss May 28, 2014

Dog Toffee

Dog crap. Usually left in the middle of a woodland path. This flavour can only be achieved by feeding the canine epoxy putty for 3 weeks prior to bowel evacuation. Usually impossible to remove from a tyre.

Crap! Which bastard left that dog toffee there?

by Yak December 12, 2003

Toff

Tax avoiding

Over privileged

Fee paying
Fuckers

Anyone who goes to private school or votes Tory is automatically a toff.

by Highland TOFFee January 22, 2019

Old Trafford Time-keeping

Whenever Manchester United are playing on their home ground of Old Trafford and the game is tied or United is losing, the referees will always allow enough extra time for Manchester United to tie or win the game.

In the September 20, 2009 Manchester Derby between Manchester United and Manchester City, there was supposed to be 4 minutes of extra time, already an inflated amount as there had been almost no injury stoppages. The match was tied at 3-3. The referees allowed over 6 minutes of extra time, a prime example of Old Trafford Time-keeping, giving United opportunity to score the winner.

by FairPlaya September 20, 2009

Old Trafford

Commonly know as 'The Swamp', Old Trafford has the worst atmosphere in Europe probably due to the amount of business men trying to get a bit of piece and quite in the Stretford End, and basically having fans that don't speak a word of English!

Popular Chants include:
너 이리와 레즈
你就來紅人

Man United Fan 1: 'Have you been to Old Trafford recently?'
Man United Fan 2: 'Course not I'm a united fan!'
Man United Fan 3: '我已經看到曼 聯和昆士 柏流浪'

by Hatethescum January 21, 2012

thoff

A slight vagina tap with an open palm. Not too hard and not too soft. Just right.

That man with the mullet just totally thoffed me.

by stiffy mango June 30, 2011