Toad Screaming

He was screaming for lady gaga but now he's doing it for doja cat.

Toad Screaming is 10/10 bitch

by pseudonym3367 June 7, 2022

Toad Head

Oral sex while playing Mario Kart

"Man, you were doing so well until Rainbow Road. What happened?"
"Sorry, my wife decided to give me some Toad Head."

by Eddmario August 4, 2022

Toad Bean

A dumbass with a face that looks like a bean.

Jared Leto: Yagagagagagleeleekuku banana
Mario: oh my god you're being such a Toad Bean!

by Get a Load of Toad October 26, 2022

Toad Knuckled

When a fat girl releases a fine mist of feces in a person or persons face.

“Todd got toad knuckled last weekend and now has pink eye.”

by Mr. Fish November 14, 2022

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.

We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.

by Dues Vult April 15, 2023

Toad-tonguing

Whan a man uses his hand (usually pointer and middle fingers) to intentionally and directionally fling his cock from one side of his leg to another, then back again, instantaneously

Sam:"Have you ever tried toad-tonguing a Dorito straight outta the bag bruh"?
Jacob"Yeah, just never had enough shlonk on my crank to be able to pull it"

by anonymous October 15, 2023