tattoo hangover

n. the physical and psychological discomfort that arrises from the crushing realization that the body art that seemed so perfect at two in the morning after an unknown number of cocktails is hugely embarrassing in the sober light of day.

"Last night Ricky J. was showing off his multi-colored 'Ricky Is A Momma's Boy' tat to everyone he met, but this morning he has a tattoo hangover at the thought of having to live with it the rest of his life."

by Stephen Mette May 15, 2008

tiktok neopronouns

tiktok neopronouns are basically the kind of shit that white alt bitches use, basically shit like "doll/dollself, "bunny/her, etc". if youre wondering what REAL neopronouns are, its "xe/xer, ey/em, ze/xyr, etc."

"what are tiktok neopronouns"
"idk but i go by kitty/kittyself"
"bitch what"

by blvssom May 10, 2021

screwed, blued and tattooed

Unlike the imaginative explanations given, the definition goes way back to early machinists. After inspecting a finished manufactured or repaired part, the Toolmaker/machinist would

1 tighten all parts and screws (Screwed)
2 Use Blueing a blue paint lke stain that stuck easaly to metal (blued) and
3 Put his inspectors mark through the blue paint with a sharp scriber (tattooed)

The part has passed inspection, it's been screwed, blued and tattooed and ready for release from the machine shop.

by Fantail July 31, 2009

tittos

Attractively shaped breasts, particularly very large ones.

an attractive woman with DDs (and up) walks by.

You, to friend: "Dude, tittos."

by Annihilationscape January 21, 2009

Tittoo

A tattoo on the breast, boobular area. Closely related to the twattoo.

She has a tittoo, I'm trying to read what it says, but I don't wanna look like I'm staring... I bet has a twattoo too.

by Zenaya96 June 22, 2010

tattouche

1. amalgam of tattoo and douche, i.e. a douchey tattoo. pronounced "ta-toosh"

2. when one wins an argument via unsolicited tattooing. pronounced "ta-tooshay" as in "touche!"

I tattooed my dick friend with a tattouche ("ta-toosh") last night. Tattouche! ("ta-tooshay")

by high o'clock June 13, 2011

Tiktokable

When something is made perfectly to suit the app TikTok

That latest song was very tiktokable

by Genius1087 December 17, 2019