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old stink tits

What the johns used to call this gal that ran tricks on Franklin back in the day. They called her this because her tits reeked, mainly due to the fact that her diet consisted mainly of onions and sour milk at that time, but also due to bad hygiene habits in general.
Me: Look, over there.

You: Who is it?

Me: Why, it's old stink tits, that's who.

Timmy: Who's that?

Me: Well, Timmy, old stink tits is a prostitute who has stinky, smelly tits. Hence the name.
by metalslugmn June 13, 2011
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Tits or gtfo

Short for, "tits or get the fuck out", often expressed towards an annoying person who has attempted to garner some form of undeserved attention.

The recipient almost never shows their tits, nor is even expected to. As a result, the recipient almost always retreats without further discussion.
Person 1 - Heyy guysss, I know I'm new here but I thought everyone might like to listen to my life story!!!

Person 2 - Tits or gtfo

Person 3- Tits or gtfo

Person 1- ...
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Whatever fits your tits

A variant of "whatever floats your boat" with a slightly sexual connotation.
Originated in a land called Studio City.
girl 1 - "Being called a drunk beezy makes me soo aroused"
girl 2- "... Yeah, whatever fits your tits"
by $ dawg 'n T dawg March 20, 2010
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Beef Tits

defines a large set of breasts, but not the kind that look nice, such as what would be described as bazookas or a nice rack, these tits are big, meaty, saggy boobs belonging to a fat, disgusting member of either sex, there is also the possibility that large amounts of hair could be on beef tits as well.
Damn nigga, that girl's tits hang down to her knees!, She got herself a crazy case of beef tits!

Because Ernest kept making light of how fat and disgusting Gertrude was, she was finally left with no other choice but to take out her beef tits and smack him across the face with them, his face is still swollen from it.

Yesterday in the locker room I saw Henry and his beautiful beef tits, I had to run over and grab them as hard as I can, it was much more than a handful and Henry screamed like a women, he will never go near me again, but it was worth it and I would do it all over again.
by One Shaved Gorilla June 22, 2006
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titfuck

Act of sex where the male places his penis in between the two breasts of his partner, and well, you know the rest.
Jenny's titties were so big I couldn't wait to titfuck her.
by Jimbo Shckamoni November 9, 2002
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tits up in a ditch

Deceased; dead. Typically used to connote a potentially bad outcome. (Army slang)
"If you go AWOL, wwe're going to find you tits up in a ditch after Top hunts you down."
by Twathenge April 27, 2006
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Corn Tits

A person with extremely large Nipples(male or female).
"Did you see that girl without a bra on? Her corn tits made holes in her shirt!"
by 109020d1993 March 12, 2010
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