Thanks for coming out to the cornhole tournament. It was a blast!! Unfortunately the cops were not intrigued by my bag hucking skills and so I ate a ticket. Venmo is @huckbags and the digits are 42069
by 69loverneverdoer November 8, 2021
Get the ate a ticketmug. To be in the act of hitting someone to make them flinch and put them in their place.
To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
To give someone a rain check for a beating later.
"Dude, did you just see Tommy take Tim's juice money?"
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
"Ah hell, that mofo gave him a whip ticket in the monkey bars."
by Ramin M August 1, 2006
Get the whip ticketmug. A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.
by adem g September 8, 2013
Get the Jizz Ticketsmug. by Muthaphukker January 19, 2022
Get the Timber ticketmug. The one car going faster than you when you're speeding on the freeway. The general idea is that you can go as fast as you want as long as the other guy is going faster, that way if a cop sees you both speeding he will pull over the other guy and not you.
by The 5th Floor December 17, 2012
Get the ticket insurancemug. The best kind of cat you will ever meet! Sweet, soft, loving, and meows alot! You will always want to he around this cute kitty! He never scratches and loves belly rubs!
by animal_luv_12 August 15, 2016
Get the Ticket Meowmug. Dude. I sat down to take a massive dump at Dodger stadium and realized after I had mudbutt that there were no crap tickets.
by DoNotCorner July 10, 2010
Get the Crap Ticketsmug.