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Third Testicle

(n.) The presence of a third body in one's scrotum. Most likely cancer. Get yourself checked if you think you have a third testicle.
Douglas: "Neil, check this out! I have a third testicle."

Neil: "Doug, I hate to burst your bubble, man, but that looks like cancer."
by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009
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Thirsty

A synonym for horny.
Guy 1: Man did you see Amber last night? She totally wants the D.
Guy 2: Yeah man, she's so thirsty.
by captainjames January 6, 2014
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Thirsty Thursdays

Pioneered by business school students who don't have class on friday like everyone else. Thirsty Thursday's is the worship of the gods of alcohol intoxication with limited consequences. Most important at colleges with a high commuter to on campus population ratio.
The best parties on campus are on Thirsty Thursdays.
by AErrorist September 4, 2006
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thirstday

the day of the week that was formerly known as Thursday or even "thirsty Thursday". A combination of the two to form a much easier word. Orgin- THE Michigan State University
"you better be going out tonight, its Thirstday"
by A. DUKE September 7, 2007
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Third City of the UK

A small decaying mill town called Manchester which is INFERIOR to the UK's second city of Birmingham.
I come from Manchester the third city of the UK which is inferior in every respect to Birmingham the UK's second city.
by Trebor Girth February 3, 2008
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Third-Eye Blind

Slang for when a man is pursuing-dating others strictly for the physical aspects and not being consciously aware of the reality of the situation. A man who thinks with the little head and not the big one.
Its Tom & Sarah's one year anniversary tomorrow. Who would've thought they would've lasted that long? Only reasoning that I could possibly have is that Tom is severely third-eye blind.
by TheBigCanucklehead March 11, 2015
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These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.
You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)
by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007
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