Function

Two Motherfuckers Who Just Don’t Nut

OMG is that The Function??? I heard they don’t nut!

by ICantNut October 17, 2022

Functionally Bent

One who uses recreational (mostly non-addictive) drugs daily while maintaining an otherwise normal life.

During the 1970's, most teenagers lived a functionally bent life while doing drugs every day and attending school under the influence of those substances.

by Corvette4meus August 12, 2009

function check

A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.

Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.

Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.

by Humpty1963 December 8, 2022

Ian function

The lan Function or lan's Function is a series of memes about attending a function at a person named lan's house and having horrible things happen to them. The meme trend was popularized on TikTok in February 2024 through a series of slideshows about attending "the lan function."

I am a survivor of the Ian Function

by Barr3.0 February 12, 2024

Function

A crazy pre party

Person 1: “Come on dawg, let’s throw a crazy function ”

Person 2: “Aight bet dawg, OMW”

Person 1: Halla dude, hurry! The gyats are OTW!

Person 2: shits Bout to get litt!

by Functionmaker May 19, 2024

function music

Party Music; high energy provocative music: ratchet

The DJ was dope last night but he didn't play any function music, you know, music like 'JHawk Productions'. I was trying to get release my inner ratchet.

by ForTheFunction January 14, 2018

functioning-nuisance

Functioning-nuisance is a person or thing that exist in an environment or society passively, yet unaware of the prevailing norms around them.

John is driving like a functioning-nuisance in the freeway.

by Functioning-nuisance May 29, 2014