I split the box last night when I banged your momma! Then I busted a nut all over her back. Good times!!
by PeteyPaplo September 2, 2019
Get the Split the box mug.Reference to the box in a teacher's classroom in which students turn in their assignments. To go Straight To The Box is to go to said box and "borrow" an assignment that you haven't done and to copy it. (Borrow is in quotations because some Straight To The Boxers neglect to return the homework they've stolen in fear of the teacher recognizing the similarity between the two assignments. These STTBers give the rest of us a bad name) Straight To The Box-ing usually leads to the beginning of a Cheat Chain, as most STTBers have enough moral fiber to share with others.
He-man: Fuck, are we even doing this right? The lab report is due tomorrow.
D-White: Man, it don't even matter. You know I'm about to go straight to the box
D-White: Man, it don't even matter. You know I'm about to go straight to the box
by Cheater McCheatster March 7, 2009
Get the Straight To The Box mug.You can never count on this person to be there when you need them. They show up when it's convenient for them, usually with a hidden agenda.
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
I.E. On the 1st and 15th, I can expect a visit from my favorite jack-in-the-box-pop-up-artist
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Get the Every crayon in the box mug.While having anal sex with a female, you fist the female, reaching through the wall separating the vagina from the anus and jack yourself off. Thus you are, "jacking, in the box"
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