A small ass town where everybody knows your fucking business. You can fucking do anything or say anything without everybody hearing about it. You can't even fart without everybody and their grandma hearing about it. There is nothing to do Except to go to the movies. On the weekends Wal-mart parking lot is filled with teenagers that have nothing else to do. High Schoolers and Graduates that are basically still living in High School "ride dirties" which is riding up and down dirt roads. Center is filled with Hill billies and rednecks. And no one has ever heard of center. and NO! it's not in the fucking center of texas. Basically Center is a really small town where everyone knows everyone's business and is boring as shit.
by AnonymousBro2k11 October 15, 2011
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The visual sight of swirling beer cans and trash in the back of a pick up while traveling down a roadway.
Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
Created by the vortex (draft) coming over the top of a pickup into the bed. The vortex creates a swirling tornado of debris that soon flies out of the bed and litters the highway with garbage.
Joe Bob created quite the visual as all the crap in the back of his pickup created a Texas tornado while traveling up Interstate 45.
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Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.
by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010
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Each player is dealt two cards, face down, three cards are then placed in the center of the table, face up. Then two more cards are dealt.
Another popular version is No Limits Texas Hold 'Em, where a player has the option to go all in which means that they bet all their chips.
Each player is dealt two cards, face down, three cards are then placed in the center of the table, face up. Then two more cards are dealt.
Another popular version is No Limits Texas Hold 'Em, where a player has the option to go all in which means that they bet all their chips.
It takes some balls to play texas hold 'em... Especially with some big greasy mafia types right behind you.
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Get the Texas Titty Twister mug.A university north of Dallas in Denton. It is one of the best music colleges in the country. It is best known for its jazz program (the first in the country) and is considered one of the best. It has also increased spending for the science departments which are considered fairly good. Though they have a high acceptance rate, the musicians accepted into the performance program are at the level of a conservatory.
It is currently working on attaining the tier one status, and is one of the front runners in the state of Texas, including UTD and UTA. It is currently ranked very high on the list of Texas colleges and universities.
Due to the age of the campus, it has many older buildings in the presence of newer buildings creating a disjointed look to the campus. However, the most recent additions to the campus are aesthetically pleasing (such as Honors Hall and the Murchson Performing Arts Center. as well as some of the older ones. Many parts require renovation.
The football team is also one of the worst in its division. Despite this, they have received funding for a new football stadium. In contrast, the basketball team is fairly good.
It is currently working on attaining the tier one status, and is one of the front runners in the state of Texas, including UTD and UTA. It is currently ranked very high on the list of Texas colleges and universities.
Due to the age of the campus, it has many older buildings in the presence of newer buildings creating a disjointed look to the campus. However, the most recent additions to the campus are aesthetically pleasing (such as Honors Hall and the Murchson Performing Arts Center. as well as some of the older ones. Many parts require renovation.
The football team is also one of the worst in its division. Despite this, they have received funding for a new football stadium. In contrast, the basketball team is fairly good.
My friend just got into university of north texas for music. He must be good since this college is a juggernaut for music.
I go to Colburn but i know how good that school is.
I go to Colburn but i know how good that school is.
by Might-o-con-...dria June 22, 2010
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