Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.

We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.

by RealCraigles January 12, 2021

Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery

1. A time when numerous drunk men, ala a bachelor party, are without women and are falling asleep.

"I watched Al fall asleep, it looks like he is taking the Dark Dark Road to Teabaggery."

by Zach, Al, Petey, Greg, Luke May 30, 2009

steeped the teabag

insertion of a man's ballsack into another's mouth and bending up and down

Steve: Did you hear what happened to Devin last night?
Bob: No, what happened?
Steve: I steeped the teabag, when Devin had too much to drink last night.

by Keyser Soze 677 February 4, 2010

Pine county teabag

When someone one is noding out on heroin u drop your ballsack in there mouth

Look bro she is on the heroin get ready to do the pine county teabag

by Arliss88 January 22, 2021

Teabagging

1) Culturally retarded conservazombie who realizes he's made a gay sex reference far too late, and attempts to change a slang term 10 years old by defacing the Internet.

2) The lowering of a man's scrotum into someone's mouth.

Who do these teabagging idiots think they are? Ingsoc?

Alex is a master of teabagging, and many of the local ladies have tasted of his scrotal flavors.

by mr kali rising April 19, 2009

Teabag Rape

To forcibly have sexual intercourse with an unwilling teabag.

With the amber colored substance on the floor and tea leaves strewn about, it was evident that we stumbled onto the aftermath of a teabag rape.

by Snoozer Quinn April 18, 2009