Trading Quids

A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.

Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.

by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Tearing a Hole

Similar to pop the cherry, it refers to losing virginity. Unlike popping cherry, this can refer to both sexes as only women can have their cherry popped but both women and men can be penetrated to tear a hole.

We should keep off back streets at these late hours, I don't want anybody tearing a hole.

by <34DD April 6, 2015

Trading Paint

The act of 2 gay guys that push there poop from ones asshole to the others and back and forth to one another

Richard and I we're having just a wonderful time last night. We then decided to start trading paint.

by Suck A MothaFuckin Dick March 29, 2016

Treading a needle

Very extreme Diarrhea.

Joe said when he pooped he was treading a needle.

by Big Tom July 10, 2016

Trading faces

When sending many Snapchats of one's face to a person but never saying anything

Guy 1: Were you snapping that girl last night?

Guy 2: Yea I just didn't know what to talk about so we were just trading faces

by Thatwestsidestudent October 5, 2016

tearing the carpet out of the closet

When a queer woman performs oral sex on a straight girl.

I wish I could go on dates with women who know they're into women. Until then I guess I'm just stuck tearing the carpet out of the closet.

by Carpe_Panton March 18, 2017