Impulse Tweeting

tweeting useless information while assuming someone will give a fuck about it.

@john_doe: totally throwing my blackberry out for the new iphone #MAKETHEMOVEBRO

@Mary_Jane: @DaveMathewsBand concert with @derp210. BEST NIGHT EVER!!!!!

@HERB420: All this impulse tweeting makes twitter as useful as......

by Herb Silowski October 14, 2011

tweet-tacking

Attacking anything via a Tweet!

Attacking a person, place, or thing using a Tweet post on Twitter.

trump is tweet-tacking the media again!

by LKingmanL September 13, 2018

junk tweet

Taking a digital picture of your genitalia and sending it via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom July 7, 2011

Tweet Dat

#TweetDat
A funny Twitter game in which you attempt to get your friend to tweet something embarrassing.

How to play:
After someone says something funny, you instantly say "Tweet Dat" after.
This now means they have to tweet what they just said using the hashtag #TweetDat, no matter how embarrassing!
If they fail to tweet what they said, they are given a forfeit (typically a shaven eyebrow).
Saying "Safety" after something you just said means people cannot call "Tweet Dat" on you.

James: "Oi boys, my girlfriend said I'm shit in bed!"
Matt: "Haha, tweet dat!"
James: "Shit."

James would then tweet: "My girlfriend said I'm shit in bed #TweetDat"

by thewiseguy May 3, 2014

tweet-the-press

A method of scarcasm directed to the the press media that delivers false news to unreliable news sources to see if they take the bait

Our President has replaced live question & answer sessions with tweet-the-press

by Toadly 4 Sure July 6, 2017

Viral Tweet

A "tweet" is a slang term to describe what people do on twitter when they post a message of text to their profile. If lucky enough their tweet could go viral, just like this tweet.

Damn, did you see Jeff's Viral tweet? he posted a screenshot of an urban dictionary definition he made up and is now viral.

by Jeffifunnyy April 5, 2019

Crocodile Tweet

It's the same as crocodile tears but in tweet form. For instances when celebrities tweet "R.I.P. John Q. Celebrity" because it's the hip thing to do, not because they really are mourning the person. In fact they couldn't care less and probably even contributed to his drug addiction.

Rihanna crocodile tweeted: "Cory Monteith, may your spirit be at peace, and may you fly with the angels... Heartbreaking, my prayers are with all of his loved ones!"

Mia Farrow added: "Rest in peace Cory Monteith. Sad, very very sad."

by Jumbybird August 26, 2013